Monday, October 27, 2008

RULES:

1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

2. Tag 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.

tagged by : Hanis

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? take revenge?
A MOMENT OF LAXITY SPAWNS A LIFE TIME OF HERESY...DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
A billion pounds inside a briefcase, next to my bed after waking up. (sama macam hanis)

3. What is your dream?
A billion pounds inside a briefcase right next to my bed. (sama macam hanis)

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Bye food, cars, a house, set up businesses to make more billions and...INVEST IN CLONING AND MEME RESEARCH to have my very own 'Les Enfants Teribles' program. I want to have twin sons which are actually clones of myself...I'll name one Solid and the other Liquid...Then I'll have them fight in mortal combat to determine who is the stronger brother...Then, I shall refer to myself as Big Pet leader of MusangHound...ahahhahahahahahahah...geek saja faham...

5. Will you u fall in love with your best friend?
It happened. So shut the hell up...

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

(Refuses to answer corny question)

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?

Which idiot actually waits for this...It just happens you pricks...

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

Hit some riffs with ESP LTD EX-50 guitar...

9. If you like to act with someone, who will it be? your gf/bf or an actress/actor?

I HATE ACTING...

10. Will you invite for Ex bf/gf to your wedding dinner?
I'd rather crucify that heretic...

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time.?
I'll be 31...and hopefully the leader of MusangHound...

12. What's your fear?

I fear many things...

13. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Baring baring...

14. Would you give all in a relationship?

Ridiculous

15. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Is that even possible...

16. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?

No. Cannot...Will not...grudge must be kept...

17.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
I'm in a relationship. I can't say that I'm unhappy with it. But I was never desperate for one...

18. If your girlfriend/boyfriend told u that she/he is actually a prince/princess, what would you do?
WHOA!! Are you gonna get aristocratic on my ass now???


(MAN!!! I THOUGHT THIS SHIT IS ONLY ON FRIENDSTER...)

Saturday, September 13, 2008

*GUITAR SOLO* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewowowowowowowowowowoowoowwowowo

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Not exactly...but I was named, in a sense, after ancient arabian horse mounted warriors/raiders (robbers on horses basically)...hence my email, horse_thug...

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
My tear ducts deactivated for some damn reason...i do not remember the last time it was functioning...

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes...but I however do not speak for other people...who can go and fuck themselves...

4. What is your favorite lunch meat?
...dead animal...not pigs...

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAaAAaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAArhhhhrhrhhh....no....

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
YES!!! I WOULD BE HONOURED TO BE FRIENDS WITH A MACHO, PROUD FIGHTER DUDE...

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Yes...I am my father's son...damn you, DAD!!

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yessshhhh....

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Common sense, at least my common sense, dictates that i would piss in my at the very thought of it...

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Honey Bunches of Oats...sama macam hanis...

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Depends on which shoe are you talking about...I got no choice when it comes to my combat boots...

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
hmmmm...I know I'm tougher than most people...

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Milk chocolate with marshmellows...

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Mole...hehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheh...

15. RED OR PINK?
Pink...hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehh

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF?
There is nothing not to like about me...well maybe my hairy nipples...hahahahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahahahah

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My family...the pack of wild misfits I came from...maybe except my mom...too damn nice...ahhahahahahahahahhaha

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
I couldn't give a fuck...

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
dark blue pants...bare feet...

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Nasi lemak campur...

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Follow The Reaper - Children of Bodom...YEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH!!!

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
I want to be a dildo instead...a silver/black dildo...hahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Bau teriyaki sauce...

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Jeff Hanuman...ahahahahhahahahahhahaha

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Nobody sent this to me...aku suka suka ja pegi copy paste and isi...

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Combat sports (Taekwondo primarily...boxing...muay thai...k1 fighting...)

27. HAIR COLOR?
Black

28. EYE COLOR?
Dark Brown

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No...but I wear goddamn glasses...

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Mom's nasi lemak...and dad's bland wholemeal bread meals hahahahhahahaha

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary movies

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Don't Mess With The Zohan

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Red...baju tidur bah pukimak...

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
If I had a choice...then it would be winter...

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs...kisses...touches...heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Cendol

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Don't give a damn...

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
My brothers and my sister...

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Scourge The Heretic

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
No fucking mouse pad

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
Boxing...i THink

42. FAVORITE SOUND?
Guitar solo...ahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
The Beatles.

44. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Australia...

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I have a knack of kicking your ass in 20 different ways under 5 seconds...

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Queen Elizabeth University Hospital of Birmingham, England...

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

YEAAAAHHHH!!!! OWWWWWHHHH YEAAA YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!


I went to the clinic today to find out about my weird palpitation yesterday... What the doctor said didn't sound good...hmmmmm.... Is this it?? Is this the end of Horseman, destroyer of the foul, badass upholder of justice and all that is good?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! Find out in a few days... In honour of my seemingly failing health, I present to you....(drum roll)...HIT THE LIGHTS!!! BY METALLICA!!!! (Crowd goes wild) ts ts ts ts (GUITARISTS!!! GRAB YER GUITARS AND LET'S ROCK!!! OWH YEA YEEAAAHHH!!!)

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Lyrics:

No life till leather
We are gonna kick some ass tonight
We got the metal madness
When our fans start screaming
It's right well alright
When we start to rock
We never want to stop again

Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights

You know our fans are insane
We are gonna blow this place away
with volume higher
Than anything today the only way
When we start to rock
We never want to stop again

Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights

With all our screaming
We are gonna rip right through your brain
We got the lethal power
It is causing you sweet pain Oh sweet pain
When we start to rock
We never want to stop again

Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Heightism (Something like racism but this is about height...)

During our lives, we tend to, whether out of curiosity or some other reason ridiculous or not, find out how tall we are and perhaps compare with other people just to see whether you can tower over the next person or not.

But nevermind that. Let's talk about heightism and perhaps why it came about in the first place and perhaps how AT TIMES OF GREAT NECESSITY, tall people SHOULD FUCKING TEACH SHORT PIECES OF SHIT SOME MANNERS AND HOW THEY SHOULD KNOW THEIR PLACE ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE NOT GOOD LOOKING AND HAVE THE CHARISMA OF RAPISTS WHO SPECIFICALLY TARGET BABY GOATS (animal paedophilia...that's bullshit, I just came up with that...haha...UP YOURS!!)...

Just for your information, I am 6 feet and 2 inches tall, or 74 inches, or 188cms or 1.88 m...Yes, I do not have the height of an average asian. I do not have any pakistani, indian, or whatever blood that usually would contribute some sort of "tall gene". I am Irranun+Brunei+Dusun. 100% bumiputra. So again I say, not average...at least compared to most pure bumiputra people...

To begin, I'll talk about my father, Mohd Salleh Lamsin.
He's, sort of, a big guy. Shorter than me, but taller than most of his peers. I think he's about 5 feet 10. Just to make the whole hoohaa make a bit more sense, I suppose, my dad has two degrees, one for Economics and the other, the one he is more well known for, Law. You see, he was once some sort of public administration officer for the State Government of Sabah, then he turned into a lawyer and became a State Counsel. Now he's just a simple practising lawyer in the private sector.

That aside, my dad has this thing about short people. He doesn't mind them in general, but he despises absolutely the ones with attitude problems, as in he hates them more compared to the other things that he hates. He always says something like, "YANG SIA PANAS TU KAN, PINDIK BAAHH!!! PEEIII!!! PUKIMAK BETUL. PINDIK PINDIK MAU TUNJUK GAYA!!!,". Haha, crazy old man...............
It is something like, for those who know me, if a kadazan man punches me in the face I'll respond by punching back, BUT, if another man who belongs to THAT CERTAIN RACE punches me, I'll FUCKING CHOP HIS BALLS OFF, STUFF THEM IN HIS MOUTH, BREAK HIS FUCKING JAW, AND BEHEAD THE MOTHERFUCKER.

This is an article about heightism :

Research shows that shorter people are more likely to be victims of bullying. Because bullying during childhood and adolescence often undermines the victim’s self-esteem, some researchers speculate that the lower levels of achievement of shorter people (particularly men) in later life may be partly or largely explained by this lower self esteem rather than by discrimination.

IN EMPLOYMENT:


Some jobs do require or at least favor tall people, including some manual labor jobs, most professional sports, and fashion modeling. U.S. military pilots have to be 64 to 77 inches tall with a sitting height of 34 to 40 inches. These exceptions noted, in the great majority of cases a person’s height would not seem to have an effect on how well they are able to perform their job. Nevertheless, studies have shown that short people are paid less than taller people, with disparities similar in magnitude to the race and gender gaps.


A survey of Fortune 500 CEO height in 2005 revealed that they were on average 6 feet tall, which is approximately 3 inches taller than the average American man. Fully 30% of these CEOs were 6 foot 2 inches tall or more; in comparison only 3.9% of the overall United States population is of this height. Equally significantly, similar surveys have uncovered that less than 3% of CEOs were below 5′7″ in height. Ninety percent of CEOs are of above average height.


Some epidemiological studies have shown that intelligence is positively correlated, albeit very slightly, with height in human population. This does not imply that many short people are not highly intelligent, or that changes in physical height have a direct effect on cognitive ability. Intelligence is believed to be influenced by many different factors. Individuals with a wide range of intelligence can be observed at any given height. It may be that good childhood nutrition tends to result in greater adult height, and good childhood nutrition also tends to result in higher adult intelligence. A recent study using four data sets from the US and UK found that, after controlling for differences in cognitive test scores, there was no detectable independent effect of height itself on adult earnings. It did indicate that intelligence influences earnings. Taller people, on average are more intelligent because environmental factors such as nutrition during childhood, also influences intelligence. The study concludes that on average, taller people do not earn more just because of their physical height.


Others believe that height has a significant independent impact on economic success, pointing to specific instances of height-based discrimination. Surveys of attitudes do reveal that people both perceive and treat people of shorter stature as inferior, and that economic differentials exist which may be the result of height discrimination. The relationship between height, cognitive ability, and discrimination based on height remains a subject of debate.


IN POLITICS :


Taller candidates have the advantage in electoral politics, at least in the United States (where statistics are available for study). Other countries may be different, such as Russia, where President Vladimir Putin is 5'5" and the newly elected President Dmitry Medvedev is only 5'2". Of the 43 U.S. Presidents, only five have been more than an inch below average height. Moreover, of the 54 U.S. presidential elections only 13 have been won by the shorter candidate, and only 11 times has the shorter candidate received more popular (as opposed to electoral) votes. Quantitative studies of U.S. Senators and Governors have shown that they are on average several inches taller than the U.S. population at large. During the 2004 election, some anti-Bush artwork and political cartoons depicted him as much shorter than he actually stood, favoring Kerry, who was taller.

Non-electoral politics are more difficult to study, as outcomes based on height are more difficult to quantify. Nevertheless, a number of powerful dictators have been below average height. Examples include Engelbert Dollfuss (4′11″; 1.50m), Deng Xiaoping (5′0″; 1.52m), Kim Jong Il (5′3″; 1.60m), Nikita Khrushchev (5′3″; 1.60m), Francisco Franco (5′4″; 1.63m), and Joseph Stalin (5′5″; 1.65m). Contrary to popular impression, Napoleon Bonaparte at 5′6″ (1.68m) and Adolf Hitler at 5′8″ (1.73m) were both within the average height range for their times and places.


In the United Kingdom, the influential Spitting Image satirical television series depicted David Steel as a midget. This was credited with undermining his political career. When the French president Nicholas Sarkozy made a state visit to the UK in March 2008, the British press was uncommonly united in passing comment on the fact that he is a short man and in carrying a closeup photograph showing the sizeable heels on his shoes in contrast to the flat shoes of his taller wife, Carla Bruni.


WAR:


Heightism is cited as one of the underlying causes of the Rwandan Genocide, in which approximately one million people were killed. It is believed that one of the reasons that political power was conferred to the minority Tutsis by the exiting Belgians was because they were taller and therefore (in the eyes of the Belgians) considered superior and more suited to governance.




DATING (do take note of this assholes):



Heightism may also be a factor in dating preferences. For most women, the height of a man is a MAJOR FACTOR IN SEXUAL ATTRACTIVENESS (KO NAMPAK KA PUKIMAK!!).
The greater reproductive success of taller men is attested to by studies indicating that taller men are more likely to be married and to have more children, except in societies with severe gender imbalances caused by war.
Quantitative studies of woman-for-men personal advertisements have shown strong preference for tall men, with a large percentage indicating that a man significantly below average height was unacceptable.


Conversely, studies have shown that women of below average height are more likely to be married and have children than women of above average height. Some reasons which have been suggested for this situation include earlier fertility of shorter women, and that a shorter woman makes her partner feel taller in comparison and therefore more masculine.
It is unclear and debated as to the extent to which such preferences are innate or are the function of a society in which height discrimination impacts on socio-economic status. Certainly, much is always made in newspapers and magazines of celebrity couples with a notable height difference, especially where a man is shorter than his female partner (for example, Jamie Cullum, five inches shorter at 5'6" than Sophie Dahl, though the difference is often exaggerated).







So, some you guys may think, "Hey, they don't deserve to be treated like that, they're people too," Boohoo...go wipe your ass with a mop. However, I have to say that I make a few exceptions BUT fuck that first and let me just say, these so called "discriminations" happened for a reason, a very good reason.



See, a lot of short people, (WAIT!! THIS IS ABOUT SHORT GUYS REPEAT SHORT GUYS BECAUSE SHORT GIRLS ARE NICE), ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE SHORT FAT AND UGLY, have this inferior comples thing going on. They solve this problem of theirs by being delusional. You know, they could've just stayed as small, sweet, nice people. This state of delusion would spark the creation of other mental horrors, at least horrifying to anyone's, particularly mine, annoyance and anger meter.

Short guys always have this thing going on with them, they always try to prove themselves in everything. Basically trying to tell the whole damn fucking world that they can do anything a tall man could. The annoying thing is that none of us tall people, including me, are trying to bring them down in anyway. They always try to prove themselves better than me and the rest of my kind in anyway, and in certain cases, even in combat, especially the fat ugly ones. I mean get real, I EARNED THAT FUCKING BLACK BELT AND I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING EVEN BEFORE I GOT MY WHITE BELT!! HOW IS THAT???!!! True, I have been TRASHED REPEAT TRASHED BADLY by people who are SHORTER than me, but the difference is they're much more well trained than me, older and more experienced. Big surprise, I think not. So, what can these overweight, head-in-the-ass fuckers can do to me??? NOTHING!!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! You know why people don't notice these people??!! BECAUSE THEY ARE INSIGNIFICANT!!! IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT!!! To short-fat-ugly guys, if you want to be noticed, lose some weight, get some sort of talent, train well in your field, and excel in it. NOT, talk about it all day long, getting nothing, and pretending to be the king.

You see, I am both a fighter and a fencer (both obviously related to combat). In the past I have represented Sabah for both fields, though I never really got to represent for Taekwondo (long-loooooooooooooooong story) nevertheless I was part of the STATE SQUAD. I guess, in a sense, I excel in the things that I do that I love. I put dedication, much dedication, and effort into them. I earned my place through blood, sweat, and sheer hardwork. Even so, I never went to the ones who never made it and say shit like, "HAHAHA!! I made it to the nationals!! You're a loser,". I remained who I am. Never talking shit and all that. Meaning, I never had the desire nor the intention to bring the lesser ones in my field down. I left them alone, and maybe hope to God they would join my ranks one day. I thought if I remained that way, nobody would come to me and try to prove himself. The thing is, I was trained under an elite fighters' program, and they at best have only represented their SCHOOLS. How pathetic. I never wanted to say this, I never wanted to be so openly arrogant about my capabilities, but it has to stop. AND, this is not confined to sports alone, it involves almost everyother aspect of life. I don't want to mention about the rest, but at least I hope that should give you an idea on what this is all about.

Again I say, I NEVER WANTED TO BRING YOU GUYS DOWN!! I DON'T WANT TO PROVE ANYTHING!!! IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I EARNED MY POSITION AND WITHOUT REALISING IT!! I NEVER WANTED TO BE TALL!! ALRIGHT!! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!! THE NEXT SHORT BASTARD WHO COMES TO ME WITH AN ATTITUDE I'LL STOMP 'EM WITH MY BOOT AND WASTE 'EM, ALL DONE UNDER 3 SECONDS!! WHY??!! BECAUSE SHORT UGLY ASSHOLES CAN ONLY GIVE ME THAT MUCH!! REALISE IT PLEASE!! AND SAY HELLO TO REALITY!!!

This is what caused me to write this whole thing...

One a certain day, a certain someone told me that another certain someone that I have experienced very little compared to him (yes, he is a short ugly -tidaksedardiri - piece of shit) therefore HE is better than me. I MEAN FUCK OFF. You're short, FAT, NDAK HANDSOME, jangan mau macam sial la sama sia PUKIMAK!!! Just because I talk and act like a gangster, AND FOR A FUCKING FACT I AM, doesn't mean I don't know shit. I'm big, and tough, but your last mistake would be if you think that I don't use my brains. THIS SHORT BASTARD is the most inexperienced person I've ever known. I mean what?? Being alone and cooped up in a shithole all year long would make you more experienced??? You think you're bitter?? You're bitter because you can't have things your way in your life, and you know why it is like that? BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON!! He thinks money can buy everything including LOVE, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!! He is an insult to human beings...And the fact that he said all that shit BEHIND MY BACK doesn't help...PUKIMAK KAU LA SIAL!!! KIASU PUNYA ANJING!! IN THE END KALAH SAMA ASKU WITHOUT ME WANTING TO WIN!! FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!! Look for hookers, son of a bitch, they'll give you all the love that you want!! AND DON'T EVER FUCKING TELL A SABAHAN THAT OUR WOMEN ARE BETTER OFF STAYING IN YOUR LAND BECAUSE THEY'LL GET MORE "BENEFITS"!! BENEFITS LIKE WHAT??? HANGING OUT WITH KIASU-RACIST-SHORT & UGLY PEOLE???!!! FUCK OFF PUKIMAK!!! DON'T MESS WITH SABAHANS AND ON TOP OF IT ALL, DON'T EVER FUCKING MESS WITH ME!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Pukimak betul...mati la kamu semua...

Monday, July 14, 2008

I FEEL WOOOOOZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

I am at the library.

DO NOT FUCKING ASK WHY AM I HERE!!!

The current situation with life forced me to be here...

Yes, yes, I am not succumbing to being a fucking nerd again...

I will tell you the reason why I am doing this one day...

But for now........................

I feel woozy...
I am hungry...
I am sleepy...
I got a lot of work to do this week...
It is almost 1030 pm...
I do not like that...
Yet, I do not feel angry...only annoyance...
I am seriously not looking forward to meet two of the most psychotic lecturers of the Law Faculty of Multimedia University, Malacca...
I need an AK-47...
I can't stand the cold...
My gut is grumbling again...
I have a case study presentation on Thursday...
I don't know if I can do it...
I want to yell...
I want to fight...
I am now hating the fact that the Taekwondo club of MMU is being controlled by morons who never knew what it means to be part of the real deal...
TAEKWONDO MMU = SOCIAL, GET POPULAR CLUB...
WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES JOIN SPARC!!! Owh, it ain't there anymore...
AAaaaahhhh, now I feel the need to hate...
Hate hate hate hate...That is my mantra...
I just yawned...
My eyes are getting watery...
Click, clack, click, clack, click, clack, goes the keyboard about one table away from my left...
The whispers of people in the library...They're all malays, but it sounds as if they're speaking mandarin...WO TA NI!!! HAMKACHAN!!
Kreeeeeeeeeeekkkkhhhh!!! Goes the mousewheel about one table away from my left...
Tudung girls still scare me...
I don't want to be ambushed at the toilet by tudung girls anymore!!!!...
I'm beginning to miss my old self...
But new self ain't too bad at all...
I just gave a comment on a picture with me scowling...
I am treating the chair as a rocking chair...
Click clack click clack click clack...
I feel the need to get pissed off...
Owh my god!! Dude in red looks fucking gay...
There's a Mat Rempit in the library. Whoopeefuckingdoo!!! Law school just got more interesting...
I am getting really annoyed by the faces of these people...
I just added another friend by request on Facebook...
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
This sensation in my head has got to be the most metal thing I've ever felt...
METAL MILITIA!!
I FEEL LIKE PLAYING METAL SONGS LOUDLY HERE!!!
Dumbass Ah Lian just stomped her way out of the library...
"WHOOO WHEEEE!!! LOOK AT MY OVERLY DYED HAIR AND FLAT ASS"
Motherfucker...
"TOBY!!" I called out to Toby...
Once again I am annoyed, by the fact that I do not have that new Land Law textbook...
Jerah just called...Told him I am at the library...Sorry brother, not today...
I JUST SAW A FAT GIRL!!! And said, "HHHHHHRHHHH!!! GUMUK!!!!" loudly...
I feel funny...
I have butterflies in my gut...
Right now I have the strength of ten men...
I want rip someone's throat out...
And if these don't stop looking at me in that manner...I WILL WASTE THEM HERE!!!
My hair looks funny...
Ever heard of Call of Cthulhu written by H.P. Lovecraft?
If you go to my class, look at the front row, you would have a really high chance of seeing what me and my friends call, "The Crack of Doom"...
That really is some H.P. Lovecraft shit...
I just heaved loudly...
Because of the fucking dizziness...
If I don't get anything to eat...I will be very angry...
One slice of curry fish and two triple decker tuna cheese sandwhiches ain't gonna cut shit...
I stretch to make myself feel....better???...
Man, the cute girl looks like a horse when she smiles...
I just gave Toby a kiss...No, I'm not gay...I'm just high on sleep hormones...
The Librarian Kakak is about to chase me away from the PC...
Stop looking for cases morons...
WE ALL SHOULD BURN!!!!
Click, one of the lights went off...
It's almost 11 pm... Fucking law library closes at 11 pm...
Why can't there be any 24hrs libraries...
"FAREEZ!!" somebody called out to me...Owh, my friend...
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle...people are exiting...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!OOO!!!


(15/07/08...I wrote this blog the day before that date...I was waiting for someone to finish something up...I got bored and did this...yes it doesn't have a theme...don't like it? Fuck you!!!)

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

My name is Fareez. And I am so in love with myself...

Hello...blog...

Uhhh, hi...This is like my first post...whatever

Blogging. I don't even know why I blog...I guess it's because my sister and my brother like to blog for some damn reason. My sister is a pissed-off person, so I guess she uses this shit as a means to channel her anger. My brother on the otherhand is a rather confused soul who never really knew what he wanted in life, but hell, he's a happy man anyway. As for me, I am somewhat like my sister, being very angry and bitter most of the time and only truly happy when I am with my family or when I am fighting in the ring. Anyway, I have yet to know the reason as to why I blog. According to Maddox (check out his website maddox.xmission.com), if your mind has an anus blogging is what it would do to take a dump. See the sense in it? No? Fuck you...

Let me begin with talking about my self, since the limit for the "ABOUT ME" section in the profile thingy is only 1200 characters...fucking limits...

My name is Mohammed Fareez Bin Mohammed Salleh. (Yes I am a Muslim, a Sunni Muslim, and yes I know, to some of you fuckers out there that's a big fucking problem, BOOM!!! There goes your house asshole. Piece of shit...). I am tall, DARK, and, sorry ladies, I'm not a pretty boy, if that's a problem well go shove a beer bottle up your ass, anyway most people think that their asses are more welcoming than my face even when I'm smiling. HAH.
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Anyway, moving on. I am 188cms tall, taller than MOST asians, NO I don't play basketball. I am a fighter, primarily a Taekwondo fighter, but I dabble in most FULL CONTACT combat sports, I repeat, FULL CONTACT, meaning the application of EXTREME FORCE, semi contact is gay, what's the point if you can't feel pain. I love blood sports. I love being angry. AND I DON'T DRINK. WHY? DO I REALLY HAVE TO DRINK? DO I REALLY HAVE TO BE PART OF THE CROWD? DO I REALLY NEED TO TASTE THAT SHIT IN ORDER FOR ME TO BECOME MORE ACCEPTED IN THE SOCIETY? IF SO, THEN SUCK MY DICK AND GO TO HELL. TO BAD I'M A CONSERVATIVE. I GOT RELIGIOUS EDICTS TO FOLLOW. AND TO CERTAIN "PEOPLE" OUT THERE, FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING THAT SAYS "HARAM" IN YOUR RELIGION AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, SO STOP FUCKING BUGGING ME WITH YOUR SHIT! I AM NOT INTERESTED IN GETTING DRUNK. I AM NOT INTERESTED WHETHER THAT WHISKEY WAS BREWED HALF A MILLENIUM AGO!! AND I AM MOST CERTAINLY FUCKING NOT INTERESTED IN IMPRESSING YOU AND UNDERSTANDING WHY YOU DRINK!! I DON'T FUCKING CARE, REPEAT DON'T FUCKING CARE WHETHER THERE ARE MUSLIMS OUT THERE WHO DRINK!! FUCK THOSE SPINELESS BASTARDS!! AM I DISRESPECTING YOU FOR NOT DRINKING? IS IT AGAINST YOUR CULTURE TO NOT ACCEPT A DRINK? HOIII!!! YOU DON'T SEE ME FORCING PEOPLE TO PRAY 5 TIMES A DAY ASSHOLE!! YOU DON'T SEE ME TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO EAT PORK BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!! I DON'T FORCE MY STUFF ON YOU AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU!! FUCK OFF!! BRO, I CAN GET DRUNK WITHOUT DRINKING!! I WILL SPREAD YOU ACROSS THE ROAD LIKE BUTTER ON BREAD!! AND THIS I FUCKING SWEAR, I'LL WASTE THE NEXT PERSON WHO TELLS ME TO GO AND DIE FOR NOT DRINKING. IF HE'S A NON-MUSLIM I'LL BREAK HIS/HER NOSE, IF HE'S A MUSLIM I'LL FUCKING MAKE SURE HE NEEDS RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY ONCE I'M DONE. AND TO THAT JEW LOVING INDIAN, BETTER WATCH YOUR BLACK HAIRY ASS AND THAT'S NOT GOING TO HELP ANYWAY. MAYBE, I SHOULD DO ALL OF YOU A FAVOUR, WHY DON'T YOU GET ME DRUNK? SEE HOW MUCH YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE...TO THE MUSLIMS OUT THERE WHO DRINK, STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK. THAT LOOK THAT SAYS, "HE DOESN'T DRINK, HOW LAME...". I DO NOT THINK YOU WANT TO BE BLIND. AND WHO THE HELL IS NURZILAH FARHANA??!!! STOP SENDING ME INVITATIONS TO SIGN A BIRTHDAY CARD FOR IZZUDIN AZMI!! I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK HE IS NOR DO I CARE...(I was checking out my Facebook as I was typing that)
I don't take shit from nobody. I am the person who spits in your face when everybody else cowers at your presence. I BOW DOWN TO NO ONE. SO LONG AS YOUR BLOOD IS RED IN COLOUR, I WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED. I am the type of person who enjoys brawls, who enjoys smashing your head with a leadpipe, who enjoys taking you down, locking your neck with his knees then punching your face left and right without stopping.
To make matters worse, I am a law student, and a pathetic one at that. I don't even know why I'm doing law, though it must be related to the fact that my dad, White-Head, is a lawyer. I am a few steps before termination. Truth be told I don't know how much longer will I be able to stay in my course. I HATE STUDYING LAW. Not because it's boring (law is, and will always be, very important. In whatever you do), but because most of the people who are involved in law are fucking psychos. I'm a psycho too, but at least I still have my humanity. They view LAW as a cult. Given the chance, they'll wear formal clothes every fucking day for every fucking occasion (breakfast, lunch, dinner, lepak-lepak tepi jalan, shitting...whatever). In general, law students think they're better than the students from other faculties. I mean FUCK ALL OF YOU!! They think that by speaking english it puts them on a "higher" position whatever that may be. These assholes are the type of people who never really made an impression, IN OTHER ASPECTS OTHER THAN STUDIES, during high school. Hmmm, anyway, this is for another topic...

hmmm, I feel like calming down a bit.

Moving on. I am single. It has a lot to do with the fact that my face is far less welcoming than an ass with pock marks and acne. Anyway, I think relationships are a waste of time. I don't think "love" is a beautiful sensation. What am I supposed to do with the girl? Hold hands with her? Have dinner with her? Am I suppose to be gratified solely because of the fact that she likes me? What does it accomplish? Does it give me better skills when I fight in the ring? Does it give me money? Maybe the sex, but c'mon I have my left hand for that. It puts a smile on my face but that's about it. I'm not like those corny bastards who keep succumbing to this self-pitying sensation and fill their heads with corny shit like , "Your absence is like when a flower dies"....ewwww...I don't see it the way most people do. Some people even told me that I'm not normal and that I am partially insane for not feeling it. Well, ladies&gentlemen, I have no heart I suppose. Hey cut me some slack, at least I really care about my family and certain non-family individuals who I view as worthy of being cared of. I just don't show it, I see no reason to. Is it even necessary to be this, "OOOHH!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" guy? Relationships are always filled with bullshit. The controlling guy, the controlling girl, the gold-digging girl, the player guy, the "HE'S MUSLIM, SHE'S NOT" issue, the parents issue, and many more. And remember there's always that risk of having a backstabbing friend, racism and shit included. It's not worth it to go through all that crap. You're happy as it is, why take an unnecessary gamble such as a relationship. Even if you're not happy, do you really need to have a relationship to make yourself feel better? C'mon, I've been single since I was born, or at least I never had a REAL relationship (I don't feel shit if that's what you're wondering). Why risk your happiness? And most of all, why risk your sanity? In my case, I'm too goddamn proud for it and too in love with myself. A female friend once told me that she thinks I'm single because I think I look good alone in picture, and I think she's right, hahaha. Relationships are something you don't fool around with. The heart is a volatile thing to toy with. Think of a relationship as a minefield, and you're in the middle of it and without a mine detector. Plus a creeping artillery barrage headed your way and you need to take cover.
See what happens to people when that sensation is RIPPED away form them, (there is always a high chance that a relationship would end very badly, not often does it end in peace). They become shadows of their former selves. A void that was once occupied with happiness, a happiness that was there even before the relationship started. They brood and let darkness take over their both their hearts and minds, and for those too weak for the devastation, madness will surely grip them. It is nothing but vengeance and hatred that fill their minds (actually this depends on the circumstances of the break up. Most breakups would result in the guy crying like a pussy...hahaa). For those who manage to recover, no longer will they be the same. The scars would poison their thoughts and cloud their judgments. Paranoia takes over and they are suspicious of everything. They will no longer be the same. Their bitterness would effect their daily lives. Everything would be treated with hate and anger, and never truly realising the reason behind it all. People with good intentions would be pushed away because they think that they have ulterior motives Men especially would do a lot of things, STUPID things for a woman. For example, I have this friend who wasted about RM200 for a goddamn teddybear on a girl who doesn't even give a shit about him. Oh yea, and let's not forget Troy.
Fuck it. I could go on all night. Let's leave this as it is for now.

GAYS. I AM A HOMOPHOBE. I HATE GAYS. I THINK THEY SHOULD ALL BURN. WHAT??? HATE ME FOR HATING GAYS!!?? I'M SORRY IF YOUR BROTHER IS GAY OR THAT YOUR SISTER IS A LESBO. DO ME A FAVOUR BRING THEM TO ME SO I CAN FUCKING WASTE THEM WITH A SHOTGUN. WHAT'S WITH GAYS?? CAN'T THEY SHUT THE FUCK UP? CAN'T THEY KEEP IT TO THEMSELVES? WHY DO YOU ASSHOLES NEED YOUR MARRIAGE TO BE RECOGNISED? YOU IDIOTS KNOW THE SOCIETY IN GENERAL FOR NOW WON'T ACCEPT YOUR ASSES. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???!!! YEEEEESHHHH!!! And you know what's worse than gays? Ugly lesbians...MY GOD!!! Talk about it later...

Well that's all for my random rambling session. Time to right more crap under a different heading. Whoopeedoo motherfucker... GAAAHHH!!! I NEED TO SLEEP!!


Sunday, May 11, 2008

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!H!!!!

BWARRRGHH!HHH!!!

TESTING TESTING 1,2,3...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!!