Tuesday, August 19, 2008

YEAAAAHHHH!!!! OWWWWWHHHH YEAAA YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!


I went to the clinic today to find out about my weird palpitation yesterday... What the doctor said didn't sound good...hmmmmm.... Is this it?? Is this the end of Horseman, destroyer of the foul, badass upholder of justice and all that is good?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! Find out in a few days... In honour of my seemingly failing health, I present to you....(drum roll)...HIT THE LIGHTS!!! BY METALLICA!!!! (Crowd goes wild) ts ts ts ts (GUITARISTS!!! GRAB YER GUITARS AND LET'S ROCK!!! OWH YEA YEEAAAHHH!!!)

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We are gonna kick some ass tonight
We got the metal madness
When our fans start screaming
It's right well alright
When we start to rock
We never want to stop again

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You know our fans are insane
We are gonna blow this place away
with volume higher
Than anything today the only way
When we start to rock
We never want to stop again

Hit the lights
Hit the lights
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With all our screaming
We are gonna rip right through your brain
We got the lethal power
It is causing you sweet pain Oh sweet pain
When we start to rock
We never want to stop again

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Thursday, August 7, 2008

Heightism (Something like racism but this is about height...)

During our lives, we tend to, whether out of curiosity or some other reason ridiculous or not, find out how tall we are and perhaps compare with other people just to see whether you can tower over the next person or not.

But nevermind that. Let's talk about heightism and perhaps why it came about in the first place and perhaps how AT TIMES OF GREAT NECESSITY, tall people SHOULD FUCKING TEACH SHORT PIECES OF SHIT SOME MANNERS AND HOW THEY SHOULD KNOW THEIR PLACE ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE NOT GOOD LOOKING AND HAVE THE CHARISMA OF RAPISTS WHO SPECIFICALLY TARGET BABY GOATS (animal paedophilia...that's bullshit, I just came up with that...haha...UP YOURS!!)...

Just for your information, I am 6 feet and 2 inches tall, or 74 inches, or 188cms or 1.88 m...Yes, I do not have the height of an average asian. I do not have any pakistani, indian, or whatever blood that usually would contribute some sort of "tall gene". I am Irranun+Brunei+Dusun. 100% bumiputra. So again I say, not average...at least compared to most pure bumiputra people...

To begin, I'll talk about my father, Mohd Salleh Lamsin.
He's, sort of, a big guy. Shorter than me, but taller than most of his peers. I think he's about 5 feet 10. Just to make the whole hoohaa make a bit more sense, I suppose, my dad has two degrees, one for Economics and the other, the one he is more well known for, Law. You see, he was once some sort of public administration officer for the State Government of Sabah, then he turned into a lawyer and became a State Counsel. Now he's just a simple practising lawyer in the private sector.

That aside, my dad has this thing about short people. He doesn't mind them in general, but he despises absolutely the ones with attitude problems, as in he hates them more compared to the other things that he hates. He always says something like, "YANG SIA PANAS TU KAN, PINDIK BAAHH!!! PEEIII!!! PUKIMAK BETUL. PINDIK PINDIK MAU TUNJUK GAYA!!!,". Haha, crazy old man...............
It is something like, for those who know me, if a kadazan man punches me in the face I'll respond by punching back, BUT, if another man who belongs to THAT CERTAIN RACE punches me, I'll FUCKING CHOP HIS BALLS OFF, STUFF THEM IN HIS MOUTH, BREAK HIS FUCKING JAW, AND BEHEAD THE MOTHERFUCKER.

This is an article about heightism :

Research shows that shorter people are more likely to be victims of bullying. Because bullying during childhood and adolescence often undermines the victim’s self-esteem, some researchers speculate that the lower levels of achievement of shorter people (particularly men) in later life may be partly or largely explained by this lower self esteem rather than by discrimination.

IN EMPLOYMENT:


Some jobs do require or at least favor tall people, including some manual labor jobs, most professional sports, and fashion modeling. U.S. military pilots have to be 64 to 77 inches tall with a sitting height of 34 to 40 inches. These exceptions noted, in the great majority of cases a person’s height would not seem to have an effect on how well they are able to perform their job. Nevertheless, studies have shown that short people are paid less than taller people, with disparities similar in magnitude to the race and gender gaps.


A survey of Fortune 500 CEO height in 2005 revealed that they were on average 6 feet tall, which is approximately 3 inches taller than the average American man. Fully 30% of these CEOs were 6 foot 2 inches tall or more; in comparison only 3.9% of the overall United States population is of this height. Equally significantly, similar surveys have uncovered that less than 3% of CEOs were below 5′7″ in height. Ninety percent of CEOs are of above average height.


Some epidemiological studies have shown that intelligence is positively correlated, albeit very slightly, with height in human population. This does not imply that many short people are not highly intelligent, or that changes in physical height have a direct effect on cognitive ability. Intelligence is believed to be influenced by many different factors. Individuals with a wide range of intelligence can be observed at any given height. It may be that good childhood nutrition tends to result in greater adult height, and good childhood nutrition also tends to result in higher adult intelligence. A recent study using four data sets from the US and UK found that, after controlling for differences in cognitive test scores, there was no detectable independent effect of height itself on adult earnings. It did indicate that intelligence influences earnings. Taller people, on average are more intelligent because environmental factors such as nutrition during childhood, also influences intelligence. The study concludes that on average, taller people do not earn more just because of their physical height.


Others believe that height has a significant independent impact on economic success, pointing to specific instances of height-based discrimination. Surveys of attitudes do reveal that people both perceive and treat people of shorter stature as inferior, and that economic differentials exist which may be the result of height discrimination. The relationship between height, cognitive ability, and discrimination based on height remains a subject of debate.


IN POLITICS :


Taller candidates have the advantage in electoral politics, at least in the United States (where statistics are available for study). Other countries may be different, such as Russia, where President Vladimir Putin is 5'5" and the newly elected President Dmitry Medvedev is only 5'2". Of the 43 U.S. Presidents, only five have been more than an inch below average height. Moreover, of the 54 U.S. presidential elections only 13 have been won by the shorter candidate, and only 11 times has the shorter candidate received more popular (as opposed to electoral) votes. Quantitative studies of U.S. Senators and Governors have shown that they are on average several inches taller than the U.S. population at large. During the 2004 election, some anti-Bush artwork and political cartoons depicted him as much shorter than he actually stood, favoring Kerry, who was taller.

Non-electoral politics are more difficult to study, as outcomes based on height are more difficult to quantify. Nevertheless, a number of powerful dictators have been below average height. Examples include Engelbert Dollfuss (4′11″; 1.50m), Deng Xiaoping (5′0″; 1.52m), Kim Jong Il (5′3″; 1.60m), Nikita Khrushchev (5′3″; 1.60m), Francisco Franco (5′4″; 1.63m), and Joseph Stalin (5′5″; 1.65m). Contrary to popular impression, Napoleon Bonaparte at 5′6″ (1.68m) and Adolf Hitler at 5′8″ (1.73m) were both within the average height range for their times and places.


In the United Kingdom, the influential Spitting Image satirical television series depicted David Steel as a midget. This was credited with undermining his political career. When the French president Nicholas Sarkozy made a state visit to the UK in March 2008, the British press was uncommonly united in passing comment on the fact that he is a short man and in carrying a closeup photograph showing the sizeable heels on his shoes in contrast to the flat shoes of his taller wife, Carla Bruni.


WAR:


Heightism is cited as one of the underlying causes of the Rwandan Genocide, in which approximately one million people were killed. It is believed that one of the reasons that political power was conferred to the minority Tutsis by the exiting Belgians was because they were taller and therefore (in the eyes of the Belgians) considered superior and more suited to governance.




DATING (do take note of this assholes):



Heightism may also be a factor in dating preferences. For most women, the height of a man is a MAJOR FACTOR IN SEXUAL ATTRACTIVENESS (KO NAMPAK KA PUKIMAK!!).
The greater reproductive success of taller men is attested to by studies indicating that taller men are more likely to be married and to have more children, except in societies with severe gender imbalances caused by war.
Quantitative studies of woman-for-men personal advertisements have shown strong preference for tall men, with a large percentage indicating that a man significantly below average height was unacceptable.


Conversely, studies have shown that women of below average height are more likely to be married and have children than women of above average height. Some reasons which have been suggested for this situation include earlier fertility of shorter women, and that a shorter woman makes her partner feel taller in comparison and therefore more masculine.
It is unclear and debated as to the extent to which such preferences are innate or are the function of a society in which height discrimination impacts on socio-economic status. Certainly, much is always made in newspapers and magazines of celebrity couples with a notable height difference, especially where a man is shorter than his female partner (for example, Jamie Cullum, five inches shorter at 5'6" than Sophie Dahl, though the difference is often exaggerated).







So, some you guys may think, "Hey, they don't deserve to be treated like that, they're people too," Boohoo...go wipe your ass with a mop. However, I have to say that I make a few exceptions BUT fuck that first and let me just say, these so called "discriminations" happened for a reason, a very good reason.



See, a lot of short people, (WAIT!! THIS IS ABOUT SHORT GUYS REPEAT SHORT GUYS BECAUSE SHORT GIRLS ARE NICE), ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE SHORT FAT AND UGLY, have this inferior comples thing going on. They solve this problem of theirs by being delusional. You know, they could've just stayed as small, sweet, nice people. This state of delusion would spark the creation of other mental horrors, at least horrifying to anyone's, particularly mine, annoyance and anger meter.

Short guys always have this thing going on with them, they always try to prove themselves in everything. Basically trying to tell the whole damn fucking world that they can do anything a tall man could. The annoying thing is that none of us tall people, including me, are trying to bring them down in anyway. They always try to prove themselves better than me and the rest of my kind in anyway, and in certain cases, even in combat, especially the fat ugly ones. I mean get real, I EARNED THAT FUCKING BLACK BELT AND I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING EVEN BEFORE I GOT MY WHITE BELT!! HOW IS THAT???!!! True, I have been TRASHED REPEAT TRASHED BADLY by people who are SHORTER than me, but the difference is they're much more well trained than me, older and more experienced. Big surprise, I think not. So, what can these overweight, head-in-the-ass fuckers can do to me??? NOTHING!!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! You know why people don't notice these people??!! BECAUSE THEY ARE INSIGNIFICANT!!! IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT!!! To short-fat-ugly guys, if you want to be noticed, lose some weight, get some sort of talent, train well in your field, and excel in it. NOT, talk about it all day long, getting nothing, and pretending to be the king.

You see, I am both a fighter and a fencer (both obviously related to combat). In the past I have represented Sabah for both fields, though I never really got to represent for Taekwondo (long-loooooooooooooooong story) nevertheless I was part of the STATE SQUAD. I guess, in a sense, I excel in the things that I do that I love. I put dedication, much dedication, and effort into them. I earned my place through blood, sweat, and sheer hardwork. Even so, I never went to the ones who never made it and say shit like, "HAHAHA!! I made it to the nationals!! You're a loser,". I remained who I am. Never talking shit and all that. Meaning, I never had the desire nor the intention to bring the lesser ones in my field down. I left them alone, and maybe hope to God they would join my ranks one day. I thought if I remained that way, nobody would come to me and try to prove himself. The thing is, I was trained under an elite fighters' program, and they at best have only represented their SCHOOLS. How pathetic. I never wanted to say this, I never wanted to be so openly arrogant about my capabilities, but it has to stop. AND, this is not confined to sports alone, it involves almost everyother aspect of life. I don't want to mention about the rest, but at least I hope that should give you an idea on what this is all about.

Again I say, I NEVER WANTED TO BRING YOU GUYS DOWN!! I DON'T WANT TO PROVE ANYTHING!!! IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I EARNED MY POSITION AND WITHOUT REALISING IT!! I NEVER WANTED TO BE TALL!! ALRIGHT!! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!! THE NEXT SHORT BASTARD WHO COMES TO ME WITH AN ATTITUDE I'LL STOMP 'EM WITH MY BOOT AND WASTE 'EM, ALL DONE UNDER 3 SECONDS!! WHY??!! BECAUSE SHORT UGLY ASSHOLES CAN ONLY GIVE ME THAT MUCH!! REALISE IT PLEASE!! AND SAY HELLO TO REALITY!!!

This is what caused me to write this whole thing...

One a certain day, a certain someone told me that another certain someone that I have experienced very little compared to him (yes, he is a short ugly -tidaksedardiri - piece of shit) therefore HE is better than me. I MEAN FUCK OFF. You're short, FAT, NDAK HANDSOME, jangan mau macam sial la sama sia PUKIMAK!!! Just because I talk and act like a gangster, AND FOR A FUCKING FACT I AM, doesn't mean I don't know shit. I'm big, and tough, but your last mistake would be if you think that I don't use my brains. THIS SHORT BASTARD is the most inexperienced person I've ever known. I mean what?? Being alone and cooped up in a shithole all year long would make you more experienced??? You think you're bitter?? You're bitter because you can't have things your way in your life, and you know why it is like that? BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON!! He thinks money can buy everything including LOVE, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!! He is an insult to human beings...And the fact that he said all that shit BEHIND MY BACK doesn't help...PUKIMAK KAU LA SIAL!!! KIASU PUNYA ANJING!! IN THE END KALAH SAMA ASKU WITHOUT ME WANTING TO WIN!! FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!! Look for hookers, son of a bitch, they'll give you all the love that you want!! AND DON'T EVER FUCKING TELL A SABAHAN THAT OUR WOMEN ARE BETTER OFF STAYING IN YOUR LAND BECAUSE THEY'LL GET MORE "BENEFITS"!! BENEFITS LIKE WHAT??? HANGING OUT WITH KIASU-RACIST-SHORT & UGLY PEOLE???!!! FUCK OFF PUKIMAK!!! DON'T MESS WITH SABAHANS AND ON TOP OF IT ALL, DON'T EVER FUCKING MESS WITH ME!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Pukimak betul...mati la kamu semua...